I've always been proud to be called a "Beins".
I've tried hard to minimize my worldly sins.
I've smiled and encouraged and helped when I could
I've participated willingly when asked if I would
But this morning the sun exposed an ugly sight
As it climbed over the trees it was shining so bright
It embellished the sins of a wayward group
And exposed a flaw within this wonderful troop
Last night I got picked on, although I'm quite old
By scoundrels of the night who pretend to be bold
They stealthy crept to the place where I slept
And proved with "bathroom supplies" they were quite adept
A man is supposed to be King of his home
And mine is one that allows me to roam.
So as darkness shrouded their devious plot
They covered in paper the trailer I'd brought
Everyone was a suspect I left no one out
All but one seemed to leave me a reasonable doubt
So I'll explain my reasoning of evidence at hand
And expose the culprit within out band
Well I carefully surveyed all the signs I could find
And digested this evidence within my deductive mind
Now though I've considered it carefully and tried to be fair
The compelling evidence points to someone in a wheel chair
